Kelcium

Ok, so vacation and ended and the new quarter started but instead of giving you boring details I’m gonna give you funny quotes, yay! Here goes…

(While Karen and I are watching Mean Girls)
Dad: So that’s like a documentary of your lives right? You girls were the plastics at your HS?
US: Haha, no
Me: The only thing plastic about me in HS was my lunch box.

Dad: Cocaine is child’s play compared to heroine.

Me (on the phone): Sorry, Janette (pronounced Janet) walked in to my room.
DM: Janet!
Me: yes, Janet Jackson just walked into my room
DM: OOoOo! Ask her to show you her boob!

And if that doesn’t sum up my vacation and school, I don’t know what will.