Kelcium

Must…resist…urges…to …start packing right now …delete facebook account …use the class catalogue as toilet paper …tip a cow and then spray paint “steak” on it …tag “Dixon or bust” on the Welcome to Davis sign …send a mass email to everyone from my ucd accountant saying “PEACE BEETCHES!!!” …hold a rude sign outside Chancellor Vanderhoef’s […]

I did not have the following conversation. My guess is that someday I will. I will play the part of JC. JC: I am tired of real life. JC: It has long hours. My Bro: haha JC: It needs to hurry up and be summer time. Bro: I knew this day would come Bro: every […]

Days til… quiz, paper due, and last day of tech in college ever ~1 2 papers due and preview of my last college show ever~2 my last college show ever opens ~3 Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End ~4 Saturday ~5 Memorial day ~7 rough draft due ~8 paper due ~9 paper due ~10 […]

“One of the best preventers of heart disease is laughter. Perhaps this is because during laughter there is a decrease in the flow of blood to the prefrontal and temporoparietal cortical areas of the brain. This suggests that humor can temporarily put the brain at rest.” Me: HA! I’m going to live longer. Roomie: um..good […]

Roomie: It’s the senioritis. That’s why we can’t get our work done! Me: But I’m a junior, what’s my excuse?! Roomie: Yeah, but you’re like the bastard son of a junior and a senior. *Me blank stare* Roomie: …wait. That didn’t come out right…

Me: Hey, remember how I wanted to graduate this year? Roomie: Yeah. Me: Yeah…I still want that. Roomie: Really? I never would have guessed. Though I guess there were clues. Like the fact that you’ve been talking about graduating since last year, you totally gave up any fun for this entire year, and ignoring any […]

“Every time I see one of your theatre friends on campus I think ‘They let you out?! or did you escape?’ And then I think about calling the theatre department to let them know that they left a window open.” -My roomie

“Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.” –Sir Ralph Richardson–

Making your way in the world today takes everything you’ve got. Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot. Wouldn’t you like to get away? Sometimes you want to go Where everybody knows your name, and they’re always glad you came. You wanna be where you can see, our troubles are […]

I have a friend that commutes to school. On several occasions I have heard him say that this drive was the “longest drive ever!” I’m starting to wonder how much time he actually spends in his car. Is he really forced to spend a tortuous amount of time sitting behind the wheel? Or was the […]

(while doing a grammer check of my essay) Roomie: The problem is you write exactly like you talk, and you don’t speak with commas.

My roommate is infinitely better at making words sound pretty. This went down while she was giving me advice on how to write my current essay assignment. Roomie: “You could tell it in an impressionistic vignette style.” Me: “I started out listening, because I heard the word ‘impressions’, but then you said ‘vignettes’ and I […]

Days til… I get hired for my summer job ~0 Pirates of Penzance ~12 Justin’s burfday ~18 Lauren’s burfday ~34 Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End ~41 Closing of my last college show ever ~50 Last day of classes evah* ~53 Last college final EVAH* ~60 Mom’s burfday ~62 Bro’s commencement ~63 My commencement […]

Me at the beginning of rehearsal: Char-char, I don’t wanna be here today. Char-char (sounds like to boss from office space): Yeah, we need to talk about you having wants and desires….that can’t happen any more.

A post just for my mom 🙂 Dear Momma, Really I should have just sent you an email but I forget everytime I log out of my blog, but when you leave a comment can you leave it as “Mom”? Cause everytime I have to guess if you or Karen was the one who left […]

SALT to a SLUG is like A) UC Davis to my BRAIN B) UC Davis to my HEART C) UC Davis to my SOUL D) UC Davis to my WILL TO LIVE …69 days… (hehe gigiddy) Update: Answer: C ..don’t worry people it’s just my soul, don’t freak 😉 ….66 days…

Days til… spring quarter starts ~2 we get a day off ~4 tech starts ~9 DM’s burfday ~13 Pirates of Penzance ~31 Justin’s burfday ~37 Lauren’s burfday ~53 Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End ~60 Closing of my last college show ever ~69 Last day of classes evah* ~72 Last college final EVAH* ~79 […]

time……moving…….too…..slow……..must………graduate……..faster…… update: REALLY?!?! Less than a hundred days?! SWEET GOODNESS!!!! Only 88 more days til my last college final….and counting….

At this point it’s turning into a tradition… Happy day-before-muh-burfday Day! 🙂

With my 21st burfday quickly approaching my brother has made a prediction for the illustrous night… “Details are as follows: – Your friends and I try to get you to drink, you say no. We become more insistent, as do you. – Once it’s obvious you’re a bit pissed, we say (ever so slyly) “Ok […]

A conversation about the origin of my name lead to all the roomies sitting around my computer looking up our birth given names. The names, meanings, and personalities actually kinda work out. Roomie #1: winner/conqueror, basically the bad-ass in the house. Yeah, that I believe. I would not be surprised if we all lost our […]

Oh the joys of working through the UC system. Today I took my upper division English comp exam and I’m sure that anyone who knows me is positive that I took it just for fun, but surprisingly no. It’s just another thing I needed to do to graduate. I actually kinda liked my essay for […]

Speedy Gonzalez ain’t got nothin’ on Busted Tees. That sketch is like two weeks old. I wanna know where this shirt is: Or a shirt that says “Shot thru the heart” on the front and “Yeah, and we missed Felicity” on the back. Something a real fan could wear. That’s right. I liked SNL before […]

Twas the night before Christmas, the Wagner house a mess Holiday spirit was lacking, this I must confess. I sat aside txting a friend whom I care Because a stupid boy wanted to shave off his hair. The family all tuckered from their recent adventures Missing the rest of the fam, especially those who wear […]

I opened a chain letter that started with this… “Repost this as since you opened this. You`ll get kissed by the love of your life on Friday. Unless you break this chain, then you won`t get kissed on Friday. Read this first…” And that was it. There was no “you’ll have horrible sex for life” […]

The holidays are quickly approaching and its time to start thinking of gift giving. Quite some time ago I thought of a gift for my grandparents, a picture of all the grandkids together. Now that my hair has grown out and the youngest grandbaby is enough of a person the plan is finally being put […]

It’s finally here! My axe commericial I made for Dra 170 last spring! It feels like t wasn’t that long ago and I’m sure John still smells. But anywayz, maybe I’ll think of a better/funnier opening for this video later but for now I can hardly stand your antici……………………………………………………………………………………..pation. Thanks everyone who helped! Now watch […]

Weird Al merch sells a white and nerdy hoodie. It will be mine. Oh yes. It will be mine.

I wish I had been smarter in grade school and picked science projects that actually matter. I remember doing one project that my mom helped me put together like the night before it was due. It was a fountain in bottle. I won a prize for regurgitating my mom’s explaination to the judges. I wish […]

The show I’m working on is opening tomorrow. We were behind schedule and it was getting down to the wire. Before the run, I ran scene changes with the crew. Later on headset, it was mentioned that I ran scene changes like a Nazi. It was a compliment…I think. My crew responded with “Heil Kelsey” […]

What will happen on the first day of school? • Kare Bear will challenge you to a hard boiled egg eating contest and make you throw up • Dance Machine will jam you in the eye with a pen when you ask to borrow one • Long John will eat his lunch and yours while […]

Recently I was referred to as “the matriarch of PHHS CSz”. While trying to think of a puny response I looked up the exact meaning of matriarch in hopes of some inspiration. I scaned the first couple definitions of which were what I expected, the female head of a family or tribal line, yada yada. […]

This morning I discovered a hidden talent. I can get totally ready to go within the time span of two Britney Spears songs. Can you say ‘useful’?! So this morning I woke up and I believe my exact words were “I’m very upset that I’m awake right now”. I didn’t even have a foot on […]

The Yolo County Fair; admission was free, so we went. And as everyone knows, it’s not whether or not you had a good time, it’s whether you have good pictures to make it look like you had a good time. But, in case anyone is wondering, we had a good time 🙂 But here are […]

or wednesday as the case may be. My boss and me during work today My boss: you think you’re funny don’t you? Me: Uh…yes. yes I do. My boss: I think you’re funny too… …but then again I’ve been drinking.

While deleting a bunch of stuff off my computer I came across and old conversation that I had saved. This is from the middle of my senior year of high school. Me: hi ya Andrew: hey hey A: whats up? Me: not much Me: u? A: not much A: just waiting for bed Me: is […]

The sprinklers outside my window turn on at 2:45am every morning. I know this not because they wake me up. I need to fix my sleep pattern…

Puzzle numero uno is done. Speed was not the goal. The puzzle was only for extreme cases of boredom. Anywho, I’m looking for suggestions people. I have a netflix account and I’m looking to abuse it. So let me know what movies you think are absolutely necessary that everyone sees. And don’t feel the need […]

So yesterday my friend told me a story of how he fell down. Like hit the ground hard and produced blood. And I started thinking about when the last time I fell down was and I can’t really even remember. It’s been a really freakin long time since I fell down…til today. I don’t even […]

So it’s summer in Davis and today it was 105 degrees. I’m not dying or crying so summer might not be a total loss afterall. Friends back home: I can’t be in two places at once and I’m obligated to stay here, please keep that in mind. I’ve been wanting to update for awhile now, […]

Two years down and two more to go. I just can’t seem to wrap my brain around it though. Maybe that’s cause I’m catching up to people who shoulda graduated by now. The good news: School is OVER!!! No more classes, no more books, no more teachers dirty looks, and things of that nature. The […]

Boo horror movies!!! They make every sound seem amplified and give you the creepy feeling somebody is standing behind you. Boo you horror movies, boo!

Days til… ~my essay is due: 4 (yikes!) ~man of la mancha: 6 ~rita show: 10 ~classes end: 11 ~Urinetown: 15 ~Karen come visit: 15ish 🙂 ~Dra 170 final: 19 ~move home: tentative 🙁 ~start dance classes: tentative 🙁 ~My brother’s burfday: 36 ~summer production: tentative 🙁 ~camping: 60 ~cousin’s wedding: 70

I’m on YouTube! Yay! Ok, it’s not that exciting. But kinda amusing. I’m working on a show right now called Man of La Mancha, but we’re doing it with puppets. Mostly I work Don Quixote’s feet, but I’m also a muleteer, and a couple of random right arms. Anywho, recently someone in our cast go […]

So I received an email from my mom with “Photo of Dad and our Chihuahua” in the subject line. I was shocked. As kids, my brother and I were always told we could only have a dog on one condition. My question was how’d they teach a dog that young not to poop. But alas, […]

LA LA LA!!! I CAN’T HEAR YOU!!!! Nope, I’m just going to pretend it never happened. Today never happened starting now. LA LA LA!!! TODAY NEVER HAPPENED! LA LA LA!

Molestation. Today I filmed my AXE commercial for my dra 170 class. Filming went very well if I do say so myself and I’m kinda excited to edit. I plan on getting the video up on here when it’s completed, which won’t be for a while so don’t hold your breath. My two favorite quotes […]

Can’t decide what’s worse, last year’s constant suckingness or this year’s rollercoaster of freakin’ awesome and suckingness. Cause sometimes the recent awesomeness makes the suckingness suck just that much more. No need to worry people, this year is still a bajillion times better than last year. I am really over school right now though. It […]

but I’m ridiculously awake for no good reason. I don’t even have much to blog about…well nothing I want to blog about…. How about shameless plugs then…yeah, that’ll do. So I’m working on Man of La Mancha right now. We’re doing it with puppets. I’d give dates and times but the performances are invite only […]

you consider a fudgsicle for breakfast and not because you want to. Something tells me I need to go grocery shopping

if you don’t start early. Oh, picnic day. As long as the weather holds it should be a good day. I do have to end the day by teching a show when I’d rather be else where. But still, it’ll be interesting to see how sober the cast and crew is. Especially since my stage […]

So I was biking home and I got to the part of the ride where you’ve got to build up speed to get up the big ass hill right?Then right when I’m at the point where the big hill is about to start, two squirrels dart out and stop directly in my path. Ok, so […]

I was woken up way too early this morning by two squirrels making the weirdest noises I’ve ever heard squirrels make. The aggravating part was they were making the noises at each other from two different trees. So I got up, went outside bare foot, and threw rocks at one of them. I stopped only […]

So I came to an interesting realization tonight. But I’m not just going to tell you, let’s have alittle atmosphere first. So after a swell night of watching improv that is way too darn far away (a troupe called Rats in the Alley, good guys, check em out), my roomies and I came home and […]

Someone please stab me with a blunt object. So many things not cool right now. Listening to The Producers “Unhappy” And I can’t even…RAWR…about it cause people read this. Gah! That’s right! I’m talking about you! And you! No, not you though. But gah with the place and the badness. And you! OMGosh, I want […]

So the other night, for no reason at all I started to think about pop tarts. How on earth were they ever considered a breakfast food? Freakin’ everyone has “frosted” in its name. But whateve. Anywayz, so I started thinking about the good ‘ole days when pop tarts first came out. Personally I enjoyed a […]

My roommate is afraid. She wants to know what I did with the real me. I forgot that SNL was on. Give me a break though, it was a rerun I had already seen. But I’m thinking I’ll continue to freak her out by piling my stuff on the floor and digging into her cherry […]

It’s true! I have my very own domain name now!! If you’re tired of clicking on my brother’s site scrolling down the list of his Amigos to finally get to me, well I have a solution for you! Just type in www.kelcium.com! If I wanted to, I could print up buisness cards with my webpage […]

So I’ve written an absurd amount of text messages compared to my normal amount and I’m pretty sure that they cost money (yay for the family plan!). So the question is do I let ma & pop find out that the number is a little higher than normal when they get the bill? Or do […]

Heath Ledger is my stage manager’s sister’s baby’s poppa.

According to my nerd of a roommate (and I mean that in the most loving way possible, cause really, who am I to talk), I am 22% more ninja than before. I was 24%, but I got docked for smelling like a baby.

Um, I mean eat the girl scout cookies….yeah….. So like a week ago I bought some thin mint cookies from a girl scout (yes, a real girl scout) and I have avoided them quite successfully til now. I just ate an entire sleeve in one sitting. Damn you girl scouts. Oh well, they’re called thin […]

Elio: I need nerd attire for tomorrow and I dont have any!!!! Help!!!!!! WTF? Geez Elio what are you trying to say about the way I dress, huh?!

What I wouldn’t give for a really good ballet class right now.

I put birdstrike in all caps or all lower case cause I often forget if its one word or two. Anywho, I got yelled at so here’s a birdstrike update. YAY BIRDSTRIKE!! We had a good show. And if you missed it, then it was a FANTASTIC show, and I hate you forever for missing […]

Uh, if anyone of you wanna sing along… you all know the words….. don’t. Seriously, it’s really annoying.

Yay for a fantastic burfday. I way felt the love. And thanks to the internet I got ridiculous amounts of “happy birthday!”s. Thank you myspace and youre birthday icons. Anywayz, as a quick recap here and kinda as a thanks, some pics. Enjoy. Bday celebration numero uno con mis roommates. B-day celebration numero dos con […]

Ok one reason why I love me: I sign up for silly stuff and am surprised by it later. If you are easily amused you have GOT to sign up for Pepsi X-tras. They sent me the funniest birthday e-card. I will let you cheat though and have a look at mine if you want. […]

Yes I know I used this one last year, but it’s still my favorite Paint project

I was going to be productive this weekend. But really, who does that anymore anywayz?

DM: no strippers? Me: youre not 18, or gay, so you’ll have to be gone for that part DM: dang DM: depends, was i hired for that job? DM: cause then i can go!

Away message (which never appears when I’m trying to make a joke): “Cualquier cosa es más significativo cuando está escrita en un idioma extranjero.” -Anything is more significant when written in a foreign language. Me: aye dios mios! Que langua es el away message que nada appearo cuando yo quiero lo. ah, mi espanol no […]

A softer world is one of the funniest online comics I’ve seen in a while. Go you a softer world. *warning: some are crazy funny, some are just weird…just like every comedy thing

Maya had HUGE boobs!!! Steve Martin was gold.

Went out partyin’ last night. woo. Prentending to be drunk is oddly tiring. It was like one big imrpov game though. anywho… This post, not funny. But I will tell you who is funny, Rick Moranis. Surprised? Yeah me too. No idea if his new album is funny, but he made me laugh on Conan.

I’M A PUPPET!!! Sweet goodness it’s about time! I am 1/4 well on to my way to graduation. But apparently there are only two performances. Boo that. Update: apparently this post makes me a bad person

A Crosthwaite/Wagner picture

My brother’s away message: My gaim buddy list is ordered by how much I’ve talked to you. You’re all in a competition. Ryan is winning. Me: gah! competition! My bro: gah! indeed My bro: Well, the thing is it’s by “group” on my buddy list and right now, you’re the only one in my “Family” […]

You ever look at the clock late in the day and realize “I did not even need to put on pants today.” Today was one of those days.

*me listening to the song If You Were Gay from Avenue Q * My roommate who doesn’t understand sarcasm: Uh, is that for children? Me: What do you mean? They’re just teaching tolerance

Ok, ok, so my bro and I once again have matching blog entires, but this is definetly worth it. Check out the best blonde joke EVER Once again when you read it please replace “I” with “my bro”

So, if you’ve checked my brother’s blog recently my post may seem incredibly similar. That’s only because I was going to post the same thing, but he beat me to it. I almost gave up on the post all together but that guilty feeling of I haven’t posted anything in a while brought me back. […]

So we were putting these little alarm things on our doors and windows when two of my roommates started arguing about whether or not to put one on the little window above the shower. R: No one could fit through that window S: yes they could…I could fit through that R: No way, your booty […]

I swear that there are tiny me’s in my brain that just realized finals were coming up way to damn soon and one of them cracked, went crazy, and when they (the other little me’s) tried to stop the crazy little me, crazy little me broke free and hit the self destruct button. I SWEAR! […]

I miss you roomie!! Come visit soon!

Me: oh not much, just not studying for finals DM: umm go study Me: i really would rather just keep looking at the eddie izzard website if thats ok DM: oh okay DM: so when they kick you out of davis you can tell your parents jokes to ease the punishment DM: thats gonna work […]

So I’ve decided that if I ever get famous…no, i don’t even need to be famous, if there is ever just a group of people who want to worship me I want them to all wear homemade shirts that say “Kelcium did my body good”

I cannot wait til xmas!!!!! No school for two whole weeks. I need a break so baddly. I wanna see my friends and just hang out. Decorate a christmas tree, bake cookies, and drink hot chocolate. Not to mention helping CSz move into their new place!! WOO!! Can’t wait to go home. The only thing […]

Ok, so in the past couple of days I’ve wanted to update my blog but haven’t had time to sit my booty down long enough in front of the computer, so this is going to be a couple of blog topics squished into one big blog. Woo! Ok, so first things first, Birdstrike! WOO! Went […]

Obviously I have a sexy new format and sexier spam protection all set up by my brother’s sexy computer savvy brain. Sorry ladies, he’s taken. So mark your calendars ladles and gentlespoons, this is the first of many sexy posts.

So this was just for fun, but man I got some obscure results… Google your name with the word ‘needs’ after it (in quotes of course) and list the first 10 decent things you need…(not all apply to me..but are interesting) 1. Kelsey needs the biggest reality check of her life. 2. Kelsey needs a […]

Well my awesome, awesome brother spent like an hour deleting all of the spam comments from my page. He deleted somewhere around 12,435 spam comments. (and I believe for now my comment thing is turned off so I can’t get any til it gets moved to a safer website or something) So goodbye penis enlarging […]

I just joined facebook…it hella makes you look like a loner when you first join. And I quote: Friends at UC Davis Kelsey has no friends at UC Davis. ouch hehehe

the Prankster (43% dark, 39% spontaneous, 27% vulgar) your humor style:CLEAN | COMPLEX | LIGHT Your humor has an intellectual, even conceptual slant to it. You’re not pretentious, but neither are you into what some would call ‘low humor’. You’d laugh at a good dirty joke, but you definitely prefer something clever to something moist. […]

Days til… finals-10 🙁 moving home-16 🙂 getting wisdom teeth pulled-17 🙁 on call for jury duty-20 🙁 Scott and Becky’s wedding-25 🙂 recital-26 🙂 Brother’s B-day-32 🙂 HP midnight party-46 🙂 release of Dane Cook CDx2 & DVD-56 🙂 Wicked-72 🙂

Staying up til four am to finish an essay about the social reprocusions of the character Mango…they never let me write about this stuff in high school.

Happy Graduation Lauren!!!

From a random turn of events I got to go to Sacramento tonight and see Finesse Mitchell do stand-up. He did a really good set too, and yes, he did some Starkisha, along with a dry cereal joke that was really funny, but that I don’t care to repeat online, maybe if you ask me […]

While getting ready for school one morning, I was listening to the radio and the DJs were doing an interesting poll. They would pick two male celebrities and had people call in saying who they thought was hotter. It was being done championship style where there winner of one poll went on too compete against […]

Mitch Hedberg, a very funny stand-up comedian died march 30th. Here are some of my favorite one-liners… If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptible… Every time I go and shave, I assume there is somebody else on […]

Happy Easter!

PS The guy in green looks really funny at regular size, trust me

My st patty’s day away message and my favorite response so far…. Auto response from Me: Some people struggle all their life to be perfect- Some are just born Irish. Happy St. Patrick’s Day!! CaptainNamo: what?! CaptainNamo: forget that! CaptainNamo: it’s st. patrick’s day! CaptainNamo: EVERYONE’S IRISH! CaptainNamo: SOMEONE GIVE ME A GUINESS!!!

Quotes I’m FINALLY taking off my AIM profile, enjoy! “Linda Tripp should light incense to John Goodman, because she never looked that good.” – Henry Winkler “Nature, nurture, and nutter.” -Robin Williams on what it takes for someone to be funny

“I think therefore we have nothing in common.” -my ballet teacher Just for shock value, I wish he had said this to a student, however, he didn’t. He just said “I heard this funny saying yesterday”. Oh well.

Ok, I never did a birthday entry, but it was awesome. But hey! Here’s one of my presents. Greg gave me tickets to go see him in the Rocky Horror Show. Here’s me dressed up as Columbia. And here’s Elio and I all ready to go. His make-up supplied by yours truely. Very good show, […]

I’ve been 19 for a whole hour and six minutes, and my wonderful suitemates couldn’t possibly let me sleep through this momentous event so they were talking about they wonderful, as far as I know fake (but I’ll let you know when I do a real birthday update) present, a stripper. And joking around about […]

Me: have an essay due…yesterday Brian: You’re going to have to start running if you’re going to hit eighty-eight miles per hour. Yay for older brothers! 😀

Some answers already used: ~a web slinger ~a cheez-it ~a lingerie mannequin

When you move out and live on your own, you’re bound to find out that something is completely different than how you previously thought. This realization came to me today. I found out how much a book of stamps cost. It costs WAY too freakin’ much. I am never sending letters to you people again. […]

You know you’re the 90’s kid if… (put a star next to the ones that apply to you) *1. You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word “PSYCHE!” *2. You played with Pound Puppies *3. You can sing the rap to “The Fresh Prince of Bel Air” *4. You wore biker shorts under your skirts […]

Ok, so vacation and ended and the new quarter started but instead of giving you boring details I’m gonna give you funny quotes, yay! Here goes… (While Karen and I are watching Mean Girls) Dad: So that’s like a documentary of your lives right? You girls were the plastics at your HS? US: Haha, no […]

Me and my roomies! Yeah, yeah, I know what you’re thinking…”which one is unlike the others… which one doesn’t belong…”, yeah well, just be quiet, that joke’s been made.

So, let’s see…what’s new? Well, let’s work backwards. Finals are next week, been doing some studying. Classes are officially over woo! Almost completely done with my first quarter as a college student! Had to say goodbye to all my corky teachers and that one TA that I still can’t decide if it’s a 12 year […]

Our toilet isn’t working. No fear, there is a toilet by the pool we can use, so for those midnight trips we don’t have to knock on people’s doors. Though it makes me feel like I’m camping again. When you wake up and gotta go, but then you contemplate just exactly how bad you have […]

I caught part of the Vagina Monologues the other day on HBO. How the monologues came to be was Eve Ensler started interviewing women of every age and race, asking them about their vaginas. One of the routine questions was “If you’re vagina could talk what two words would it say?” She received multiple answers; […]

Sorry folks, don’t actually have anything to say, I’m just updating for the sake of it. Ummm…still living in a dorm, still eating dorm food, still going to class, still have a roommate (why the hell she keeps hanging out in MY room IDK), still nothing exciting going on. Addicted to a couple of new […]

“It’s not some candy ass major like physics.” -My Film Studies teacher talking about film as a major PS How in season are the colors of my blog. Huh, huh?

So I lasted through my first week. It wasn’t really a full week since I only went to two days of classes but whatever. I’m moved in, and I like my dorm alot. Dormmates are nice, we get along. Haven’t really met anyone else here, but it’s working for me so far. Not too mauch […]

Moving to my new home tomorrow. Feels alittle like a rollercoaster. All this waiting, *click*click*click*click*, so much build up. Last *CLICK*, you start to think holy crap, holy crap, I changed my mind!!!!! I don’t wanna!!! I’ll let you know how the ride goes. But I better be laughing with my friends at the end […]

I leave for UC Davis in three weeks. More on that later. I totaled my car, but I’m fine. More on that probably sooner than later. I am going to miss CSz soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much, but I think we all knew that. Going to practice again, seeing all my buddies was so cool. Went to an […]

Who knew that the book of mormon was an instant friend maker?

UC Davis: Come to our school as a freshmen! Me: Do you have housing for me? UC Davis: Sure do! Me:Sounds great! UC Davis: *cough*but there are no classes for yo to take because they’re all booked*cough* Me: I’m sorry, what was that last part? UC Davis: Wha? Huh? Oh nothing…hairball

So every once in a while I get bored or curious and I check random websites that hold the latest “facts and rumors” to the future HP books. Most tid-bits you can assume are just guesses, few spark your interest as actually possible, and others are just dumb. The best of the worst so far […]

My toes hurt, my feet are swollen, my ankles are weak, class was blah, I was ditched again, my friends are gone and I have no one to talk about it, I was ditched AGAIN! My room won’t be finished, everything thing I do feels like a freakin waiting game! I want to either go […]

Wow, two entries in four days, that’s gotta be a record for me! Dance class was really fun today; it always is when things go right, hehe. Friends are already gone or getting ready to go. I miss Megan, I would love to go visit her, but she’s mighty far, and I have very little […]

So I’m back again. My two week dance trip was awesome! I got to know so many people and had so much fun. Though I won’t bore you with the details, but hey if you want I’ll bore you with the pictures, just ask!! Did get sick in the middle of the trip though, not […]

Graduated from high school woo! Graduation was actually really nice. Friends were there, well most of them had to be there (either they were graduating or were in the band) and family was there, half of which left right after my name was called. But it’s all good, atleast they were there. After graduation I […]

So after a long hiatus I am back to blog. My comp got a horrible virus and I lost everything, including the site to go to to update this thing. So yes, what’s new? Let’s see, I only have 4 more days of high school left, 3 more finals, 2 more days to learn everything […]

   Only four more weeks of high school left. I can’t believe it, it just doesn’t seem real. There is SO much going on right now, but I won’t bore you with details. Just the normal dance, CSz, drama banquet, etc, stuff.    Saw Independance perform on friday. It was an awesome show. I loved the opening […]

    WOO! Ok, so things are going pretty good right now. As far as all those things that I was stressing out over, almost half are done. Let’s do another quick run-down, shall we? ~college, done and done-er. Going to do gauranteed junior transfer to Davis, so I’m going to be home for two more […]

Ok, so I am home now and there was one funny anecdote that I forgot to share before I left. I shall share it with you now. My Uncle Chris thought of a brilliant way to help me choose my path to follow to my future success. He wrote down my several college options on […]

Ok, so real quick update here: ~things going better, I’ve been able to scrub off a few of the things written on my fingers ~very excited about drama banquet ~something I always thought never got credit it deserved, during Joseph, after Eric said he didn’t speak egyptian very well, the brothers laughed. That laugh was […]

   Ok, so I’m extremely stressed out, freaked out, confused, nervous, unsure, and about any other negative word you can think of. I feel like I’ve started so many projects and the can’t possibly be finished. First of all college, I don’t know where I’m going and have to decide in a week and a half. […]

   Not too long ago I was having a conversation with my dad about TiVo and we wondered how it would effect the future of advertising. Personally, thanks to TiVo, I rarely watch commercials anymore (I also rarely know whats going on in the world thanks to TiVo, but that’s a different story). More recently, while […]

   So first and foremost, it’s spring break!!!!! It came just in time! Even though I have three projects to do over the break, I still have to work, and three days of it will be spent in Cal Poly so I don’t really get that much chill time, its still vacation and that’s what really […]

   Ok people, you’re in for a long read, so grab yourself some water and a snack and sit yourself down in a comfortable chair. Ok, so I’ll start off with Thursday. Morning kids show was awesome! We got a mini standing ovation, cause I mean they stood up but they are still only yay high, […]

   Well, it’s getting hard to deny now, I’m sick. Heh, like anyone hadn’t noticed my froggy voice and my coughs that sound like a dying horse. Feeling icky is never good, though it did get me out of a econ presentation (that I was fully prepared for mind you). I was barely through the first […]

I had a pretty good weekend. Saturday after I had gotten my hair done Carol and Sarah came over and we all tried on our prom dresses, because we hadn’t seen eachother’s yet, and had a mini fashion show. It was lots of fun. Both of them have really great dresses! Then since my hair […]

   Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat opens this friday. I have never participated in a more stressful production before in my life. I can’t say that it will be good or it will be bad because I don’t know. I do know that some extraordinary people are participating in it and I truly believe […]

   So Friday was good, everyday should only contain two classes. The rest of the day, drama showcase. Definitely good times. Performed First Wives Club three out of four times. First time, I slapped Christi way too hard, sorry Christi!!! Second time went fine, third time we lost our golden globe so just grabbed some water […]

   Wow, sooo much going on. Tonight I had pit practice for the musical, crazy yet fun all at the same time. Glad I’m getting to hang out with Sarah, that’s the only thing making it fun. Tomorrow is Drama Showcase. Ozzie and I are hosting it, should be good. I like our scene from First […]

So let’s back up alittle to Sunday. Sunday was a good lazy day, fun stuff. Hung out with Karen, we got Jamba Juice and did cartwheels in the park, I got jumped on by two muddy puppies, but how could I get mad? They were cute puppies. So that was my sunday, good friend, good […]

Let’s start with friday, the comedy sportz castro show was a good one. They have some funny new people and a new stage. It was a good show but not great. I think it was really that we were expecting a fantastic show, our expectations were too high, but whatever I still had a good […]

COMEDY SPORTZ!!!!!!!!! Tomorrow, March 5th, my grandma’s birthday, our team will go against the (not so dreaded) castro valley team. Though they are an almost worthy team, it shall still prove to be a fantastic show. Kick-off is at 8:00. I know it’s quite a drive for anyone interested, but well worth it. I’m sure […]

Ok everyone, I’m selling See’s candy bars to raise money for my dance trip this summer, so please leave a comment saying which candy bar you would buy, so I can choose which to sell! And please DO BUY!!!! $1.50 per bar. Thanks a bunch! 1. Milk chocolate 2. Milk chocolate with almonds 3. Dark […]

Yesterday YAY, today blah. So yesterday was a pretty darn good day. First thing that really set the day apart was that I had gotten some extra sleep and had some extra energy. I was just in a plain good mood. Had “Love will keep us together” stuck in my head all day. We had […]

Alrighty, I know this is blog and not xanga, and I’ve come to a decision that I like blog better. You know why? Because my peers don’t know about it! Muahaha. Only a selcet few know about it and my brother’s friends (that I’ve never met, so thats cool). I feel absolutely no pressure writting […]

School is getting closer and closer, just trying to tie up loose ends now. Finish off my homework, make-up the middle school dance, and try to get back on to pointe shoes. Little nervous about that, my ankles are weaker than they’ve ever been before, it’ll be like my first time on pointe all over […]

Alrighty so today was a big day. I did my first “woo! Look at me I’m 18!!” thing. Nope, no porn, no cigarettes, I bought spray paint. Woo woo!!! Let the wild times roll! Hehehe. I didn’t even know you had to be 18 to buy that stuff. I had english practice today, and go […]

My favorite away message of the week: This is an auto repsonse from Adrian “okay so that’ll be a cheeseburger no onions, fries and a coke.*flip* *insert* *leave* *comes back with food* alrighty so heres your order sir… oh…ya know what? you just got served” Hehehehe. Good times.

Well, I had an awesome birthday. Everyone made me feel so loved! I heard from almost everyone in some way or another. So many people at school said happy birthday and good luck for my audition. Andrew and Carol surprised me in first period with balloons, cup cakes, and a present. That made my whole […]

But oh wait, it IS my birthday!!!! WEEEE!!!! So I’m finally eighteen. Not that big of a deal really, but I’m still excited. I get to call myself in sick for school now (Muahaha) and go to the mid-night show at CSz, big feat actually, I’ve been wanting to see it for a while now. […]

Happy almost the day before the day before my birthday! Umm…i mean, Valentines day! What? It’s not like I’m, you know, reminding people. *hint*hint*nudge*nudge*

Though last week felt as though it lasted a month, this week is going faster than your face hitting the floor when someone pulls a rug out from under your feet. Normally I would be ecstatic, the week is flying by, friday is the 13th, saturday is the day before my birthday (and oh, valentines […]

When I eat peanuts, I always eat the lightest color ones. And when that shade is gone, I move on to the next lightest color. If I were to compare the first lightest color to when I’m on, say, the third lightest ones, I wouldn’t eat them. Silly huh.

School today was like any other school day, that is, until 5th period. I have drama 5th and today we had a sub. Now first off, having a sub in a drama class is never a good thing. The plan was to just spend class watching a movie, but that never happened. Daniel has a […]