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  • but it would feel SO good…

    Must…resist…urges…to …start packing right now …delete facebook account …use the class catalogue as toilet paper …tip a cow and then spray paint “steak” on it …tag “Dixon or bust” on the Welcome to Davis sign …send a mass email to everyone from my ucd accountant saying “PEACE BEETCHES!!!” …hold a rude sign outside Chancellor Vanderhoef’s […]

    Monday 11th June 2007 - 2:58:17 AM | Comment (1)

  • In the fog of the crystal ball

    I did not have the following conversation. My guess is that someday I will. I will play the part of JC. JC: I am tired of real life. JC: It has long hours. My Bro: haha JC: It needs to hurry up and be summer time. Bro: I knew this day would come Bro: every […]

    Wednesday 30th May 2007 - 1:07:18 AM | Comment

  • Yes again

    Days til… quiz, paper due, and last day of tech in college ever ~1 2 papers due and preview of my last college show ever~2 my last college show ever opens ~3 Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End ~4 Saturday ~5 Memorial day ~7 rough draft due ~8 paper due ~9 paper due ~10 […]

    Monday 21st May 2007 - 7:38:17 PM | Comment

  • The joke’s on…me?

    “One of the best preventers of heart disease is laughter. Perhaps this is because during laughter there is a decrease in the flow of blood to the prefrontal and temporoparietal cortical areas of the brain. This suggests that humor can temporarily put the brain at rest.” Me: HA! I’m going to live longer. Roomie: um..good […]

    Sunday 13th May 2007 - 1:04:35 AM | Comment (1)

  • Say wha?

    Roomie: It’s the senioritis. That’s why we can’t get our work done! Me: But I’m a junior, what’s my excuse?! Roomie: Yeah, but you’re like the bastard son of a junior and a senior. *Me blank stare* Roomie: …wait. That didn’t come out right…

    Monday 7th May 2007 - 8:40:42 PM | Comments (2)

  • So close yet so far

    Me: Hey, remember how I wanted to graduate this year? Roomie: Yeah. Me: Yeah…I still want that. Roomie: Really? I never would have guessed. Though I guess there were clues. Like the fact that you’ve been talking about graduating since last year, you totally gave up any fun for this entire year, and ignoring any […]

    Monday 7th May 2007 - 2:20:01 PM | Comment (1)

  • It’s bright outside

    “Every time I see one of your theatre friends on campus I think ‘They let you out?! or did you escape?’ And then I think about calling the theatre department to let them know that they left a window open.” -My roomie

    Thursday 3rd May 2007 - 9:22:39 PM | Comment

  • It’s funny cause it’s true

    “Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.” –Sir Ralph Richardson–

    Sunday 29th April 2007 - 4:53:52 PM | Comment (1)

  • Emo level rising….

    Making your way in the world today takes everything you’ve got. Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot. Wouldn’t you like to get away? Sometimes you want to go Where everybody knows your name, and they’re always glad you came. You wanna be where you can see, our troubles are […]

    Sunday 29th April 2007 - 4:30:24 PM | Comment

  • Are we there yet?

    I have a friend that commutes to school. On several occasions I have heard him say that this drive was the “longest drive ever!” I’m starting to wonder how much time he actually spends in his car. Is he really forced to spend a tortuous amount of time sitting behind the wheel? Or was the […]

    Tuesday 24th April 2007 - 2:23:02 AM | Comments (2)

  • Sorry I wasn’t a Crowther kid

    (while doing a grammer check of my essay) Roomie: The problem is you write exactly like you talk, and you don’t speak with commas.

    Monday 23rd April 2007 - 10:48:14 PM | Comment

  • Are you still talking?

    My roommate is infinitely better at making words sound pretty. This went down while she was giving me advice on how to write my current essay assignment. Roomie: “You could tell it in an impressionistic vignette style.” Me: “I started out listening, because I heard the word ‘impressions’, but then you said ‘vignettes’ and I […]

    Tuesday 17th April 2007 - 8:55:07 PM | Comment

  • 19 days later…

    Days til… I get hired for my summer job ~0 Pirates of Penzance ~12 Justin’s burfday ~18 Lauren’s burfday ~34 Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End ~41 Closing of my last college show ever ~50 Last day of classes evah* ~53 Last college final EVAH* ~60 Mom’s burfday ~62 Bro’s commencement ~63 My commencement […]

    Saturday 14th April 2007 - 11:02:56 PM | Comment (1)

  • ASM-bot

    Me at the beginning of rehearsal: Char-char, I don’t wanna be here today. Char-char (sounds like to boss from office space): Yeah, we need to talk about you having wants and desires….that can’t happen any more.

    Wednesday 11th April 2007 - 9:43:52 PM | Comment

  • Hey Kare

    A post just for my mom 🙂 Dear Momma, Really I should have just sent you an email but I forget everytime I log out of my blog, but when you leave a comment can you leave it as “Mom”? Cause everytime I have to guess if you or Karen was the one who left […]

    Tuesday 10th April 2007 - 10:04:36 PM | Comment

  • SAT practice

    SALT to a SLUG is like A) UC Davis to my BRAIN B) UC Davis to my HEART C) UC Davis to my SOUL D) UC Davis to my WILL TO LIVE …69 days… (hehe gigiddy) Update: Answer: C ..don’t worry people it’s just my soul, don’t freak 😉 ….66 days…

    Thursday 5th April 2007 - 9:43:42 AM | Comment

  • What makes you think I’m anxious?

    Days til… spring quarter starts ~2 we get a day off ~4 tech starts ~9 DM’s burfday ~13 Pirates of Penzance ~31 Justin’s burfday ~37 Lauren’s burfday ~53 Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End ~60 Closing of my last college show ever ~69 Last day of classes evah* ~72 Last college final EVAH* ~79 […]

    Monday 26th March 2007 - 11:09:57 PM | Comment

  • 88 days to go…

    time……moving…….too…..slow……..must………graduate……..faster…… update: REALLY?!?! Less than a hundred days?! SWEET GOODNESS!!!! Only 88 more days til my last college final….and counting….

    Saturday 17th March 2007 - 2:48:40 AM | Comment (1)

  • Love it

    At this point it’s turning into a tradition… Happy day-before-muh-burfday Day! 🙂

    Wednesday 14th February 2007 - 12:12:23 PM | Comment

  • My bro has huge crystal balls

    With my 21st burfday quickly approaching my brother has made a prediction for the illustrous night… “Details are as follows: – Your friends and I try to get you to drink, you say no. We become more insistent, as do you. – Once it’s obvious you’re a bit pissed, we say (ever so slyly) “Ok […]

    Thursday 8th February 2007 - 2:08:11 AM | Comment

  • Last name: Wench

    A conversation about the origin of my name lead to all the roomies sitting around my computer looking up our birth given names. The names, meanings, and personalities actually kinda work out. Roomie #1: winner/conqueror, basically the bad-ass in the house. Yeah, that I believe. I would not be surprised if we all lost our […]

    Sunday 28th January 2007 - 3:50:51 PM | Comment

  • i write english good

    Oh the joys of working through the UC system. Today I took my upper division English comp exam and I’m sure that anyone who knows me is positive that I took it just for fun, but surprisingly no. It’s just another thing I needed to do to graduate. I actually kinda liked my essay for […]

    Saturday 27th January 2007 - 8:04:53 PM | Comment (1)

  • The band waggon is a comin’

    Speedy Gonzalez ain’t got nothin’ on Busted Tees. That sketch is like two weeks old. I wanna know where this shirt is: Or a shirt that says “Shot thru the heart” on the front and “Yeah, and we missed Felicity” on the back. Something a real fan could wear. That’s right. I liked SNL before […]

    Tuesday 2nd January 2007 - 12:35:52 AM | Comments (2)

  • eh, hem…

    Twas the night before Christmas, the Wagner house a mess Holiday spirit was lacking, this I must confess. I sat aside txting a friend whom I care Because a stupid boy wanted to shave off his hair. The family all tuckered from their recent adventures Missing the rest of the fam, especially those who wear […]

    Wednesday 27th December 2006 - 11:12:26 PM | Comment

  • Chain Gang

    I opened a chain letter that started with this… “Repost this as since you opened this. You`ll get kissed by the love of your life on Friday. Unless you break this chain, then you won`t get kissed on Friday. Read this first…” And that was it. There was no “you’ll have horrible sex for life” […]

    Saturday 9th December 2006 - 1:06:31 AM | Comment (1)

  • All I need to know I learned in Preschool

    The holidays are quickly approaching and its time to start thinking of gift giving. Quite some time ago I thought of a gift for my grandparents, a picture of all the grandkids together. Now that my hair has grown out and the youngest grandbaby is enough of a person the plan is finally being put […]

    Friday 17th November 2006 - 3:48:46 PM | Comment (1)

  • Axe. It’s not just for the ones you love

    It’s finally here! My axe commericial I made for Dra 170 last spring! It feels like t wasn’t that long ago and I’m sure John still smells. But anywayz, maybe I’ll think of a better/funnier opening for this video later but for now I can hardly stand your antici……………………………………………………………………………………..pation. Thanks everyone who helped! Now watch […]

    Saturday 11th November 2006 - 5:00:08 PM | Comment

  • White and Nerdy

    Weird Al merch sells a white and nerdy hoodie. It will be mine. Oh yes. It will be mine.

    Tuesday 7th November 2006 - 2:56:58 PM | Comments (2)

  • Happy Educational Halloween!

    I wish I had been smarter in grade school and picked science projects that actually matter. I remember doing one project that my mom helped me put together like the night before it was due. It was a fountain in bottle. I won a prize for regurgitating my mom’s explaination to the judges. I wish […]

    Tuesday 31st October 2006 - 12:36:14 AM | Comment (1)

  • my friends are funny

    The show I’m working on is opening tomorrow. We were behind schedule and it was getting down to the wire. Before the run, I ran scene changes with the crew. Later on headset, it was mentioned that I ran scene changes like a Nazi. It was a compliment…I think. My crew responded with “Heil Kelsey” […]

    Friday 27th October 2006 - 2:07:47 AM | Comment

  • I can’t wait

    What will happen on the first day of school? • Kare Bear will challenge you to a hard boiled egg eating contest and make you throw up • Dance Machine will jam you in the eye with a pen when you ask to borrow one • Long John will eat his lunch and yours while […]

    Thursday 7th September 2006 - 6:21:23 PM | Comments (2)

  • Am I on candid camera?

    Recently I was referred to as “the matriarch of PHHS CSz”. While trying to think of a puny response I looked up the exact meaning of matriarch in hopes of some inspiration. I scaned the first couple definitions of which were what I expected, the female head of a family or tribal line, yada yada. […]

    Wednesday 6th September 2006 - 1:46:15 AM | Comments (2)

  • Hidden Talent

    This morning I discovered a hidden talent. I can get totally ready to go within the time span of two Britney Spears songs. Can you say ‘useful’?! So this morning I woke up and I believe my exact words were “I’m very upset that I’m awake right now”. I didn’t even have a foot on […]

    Thursday 24th August 2006 - 5:30:04 PM | Comments (4)

  • We had a fair-ly good time

    The Yolo County Fair; admission was free, so we went. And as everyone knows, it’s not whether or not you had a good time, it’s whether you have good pictures to make it look like you had a good time. But, in case anyone is wondering, we had a good time 🙂 But here are […]

    Saturday 19th August 2006 - 11:06:43 PM | Comment

  • x-treme casual friday

    or wednesday as the case may be. My boss and me during work today My boss: you think you’re funny don’t you? Me: Uh…yes. yes I do. My boss: I think you’re funny too… …but then again I’ve been drinking.

    Thursday 17th August 2006 - 12:59:10 AM | Comment (1)

  • Blast from the past

    While deleting a bunch of stuff off my computer I came across and old conversation that I had saved. This is from the middle of my senior year of high school. Me: hi ya Andrew: hey hey A: whats up? Me: not much Me: u? A: not much A: just waiting for bed Me: is […]

    Wednesday 26th July 2006 - 7:56:20 PM | Comments (2)

  • insomnia

    The sprinklers outside my window turn on at 2:45am every morning. I know this not because they wake me up. I need to fix my sleep pattern…

    Friday 14th July 2006 - 4:49:12 AM | Comments (3)

  • Two thumbs up?

    Puzzle numero uno is done. Speed was not the goal. The puzzle was only for extreme cases of boredom. Anywho, I’m looking for suggestions people. I have a netflix account and I’m looking to abuse it. So let me know what movies you think are absolutely necessary that everyone sees. And don’t feel the need […]

    Saturday 8th July 2006 - 12:23:42 AM | Comments (3)

  • It could happen

    So yesterday my friend told me a story of how he fell down. Like hit the ground hard and produced blood. And I started thinking about when the last time I fell down was and I can’t really even remember. It’s been a really freakin long time since I fell down…til today. I don’t even […]

    Friday 30th June 2006 - 5:16:45 PM | Comment

  • One week down

    So it’s summer in Davis and today it was 105 degrees. I’m not dying or crying so summer might not be a total loss afterall. Friends back home: I can’t be in two places at once and I’m obligated to stay here, please keep that in mind. I’ve been wanting to update for awhile now, […]

    Friday 23rd June 2006 - 8:17:13 PM | Comment

  • Sophomore no more

    Two years down and two more to go. I just can’t seem to wrap my brain around it though. Maybe that’s cause I’m catching up to people who shoulda graduated by now. The good news: School is OVER!!! No more classes, no more books, no more teachers dirty looks, and things of that nature. The […]

    Saturday 10th June 2006 - 12:11:36 PM | Comments (2)

  • Boo horror movies

    Boo horror movies!!! They make every sound seem amplified and give you the creepy feeling somebody is standing behind you. Boo you horror movies, boo!

    Tuesday 6th June 2006 - 1:26:10 AM | Comment

  • Countdown…

    Days til… ~my essay is due: 4 (yikes!) ~man of la mancha: 6 ~rita show: 10 ~classes end: 11 ~Urinetown: 15 ~Karen come visit: 15ish 🙂 ~Dra 170 final: 19 ~move home: tentative 🙁 ~start dance classes: tentative 🙁 ~My brother’s burfday: 36 ~summer production: tentative 🙁 ~camping: 60 ~cousin’s wedding: 70

    Saturday 27th May 2006 - 2:06:26 PM | Comment

  • YouTube

    I’m on YouTube! Yay! Ok, it’s not that exciting. But kinda amusing. I’m working on a show right now called Man of La Mancha, but we’re doing it with puppets. Mostly I work Don Quixote’s feet, but I’m also a muleteer, and a couple of random right arms. Anywho, recently someone in our cast go […]

    Thursday 18th May 2006 - 12:13:09 PM | Comment

  • Hook, line, and sinker

    So I received an email from my mom with “Photo of Dad and our Chihuahua” in the subject line. I was shocked. As kids, my brother and I were always told we could only have a dog on one condition. My question was how’d they teach a dog that young not to poop. But alas, […]

    Sunday 14th May 2006 - 1:12:34 PM | Comment

  • I have my fingers in my ears

    LA LA LA!!! I CAN’T HEAR YOU!!!! Nope, I’m just going to pretend it never happened. Today never happened starting now. LA LA LA!!! TODAY NEVER HAPPENED! LA LA LA!

    Tuesday 9th May 2006 - 12:49:03 AM | Comment

  • Today’s theme of the day

    Molestation. Today I filmed my AXE commercial for my dra 170 class. Filming went very well if I do say so myself and I’m kinda excited to edit. I plan on getting the video up on here when it’s completed, which won’t be for a while so don’t hold your breath. My two favorite quotes […]

    Saturday 6th May 2006 - 2:11:14 AM | Comment

  • Updating again without much to say…

    Can’t decide what’s worse, last year’s constant suckingness or this year’s rollercoaster of freakin’ awesome and suckingness. Cause sometimes the recent awesomeness makes the suckingness suck just that much more. No need to worry people, this year is still a bajillion times better than last year. I am really over school right now though. It […]

    Thursday 4th May 2006 - 1:34:57 AM | Comments (3)

  • Should be asleep

    but I’m ridiculously awake for no good reason. I don’t even have much to blog about…well nothing I want to blog about…. How about shameless plugs then…yeah, that’ll do. So I’m working on Man of La Mancha right now. We’re doing it with puppets. I’d give dates and times but the performances are invite only […]

    Wednesday 3rd May 2006 - 2:44:42 AM | Comment

  • You know you’re a college student when…

    you consider a fudgsicle for breakfast and not because you want to. Something tells me I need to go grocery shopping

    Tuesday 25th April 2006 - 5:29:57 PM | Comment (1)

  • You can’t drink all day

    if you don’t start early. Oh, picnic day. As long as the weather holds it should be a good day. I do have to end the day by teching a show when I’d rather be else where. But still, it’ll be interesting to see how sober the cast and crew is. Especially since my stage […]

    Saturday 22nd April 2006 - 2:02:59 AM | Comment (1)

  • Squirrel run-in #2

    So I was biking home and I got to the part of the ride where you’ve got to build up speed to get up the big ass hill right?Then right when I’m at the point where the big hill is about to start, two squirrels dart out and stop directly in my path. Ok, so […]

    Tuesday 11th April 2006 - 1:40:12 AM | Comment

  • Squirrels are nuts

    I was woken up way too early this morning by two squirrels making the weirdest noises I’ve ever heard squirrels make. The aggravating part was they were making the noises at each other from two different trees. So I got up, went outside bare foot, and threw rocks at one of them. I stopped only […]

    Sunday 9th April 2006 - 9:05:33 AM | Comment

  • A kids movie….NOT!!

    So I came to an interesting realization tonight. But I’m not just going to tell you, let’s have alittle atmosphere first. So after a swell night of watching improv that is way too darn far away (a troupe called Rats in the Alley, good guys, check em out), my roomies and I came home and […]

    Wednesday 5th April 2006 - 1:16:54 AM | Comment (1)

  • GAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!

    Someone please stab me with a blunt object. So many things not cool right now. Listening to The Producers “Unhappy” And I can’t even…RAWR…about it cause people read this. Gah! That’s right! I’m talking about you! And you! No, not you though. But gah with the place and the badness. And you! OMGosh, I want […]

    Friday 31st March 2006 - 12:13:58 AM | Comments (2)

  • Pop Tarts

    So the other night, for no reason at all I started to think about pop tarts. How on earth were they ever considered a breakfast food? Freakin’ everyone has “frosted” in its name. But whateve. Anywayz, so I started thinking about the good ‘ole days when pop tarts first came out. Personally I enjoyed a […]

    Tuesday 21st March 2006 - 5:18:10 PM | Comment

  • Muahaha

    My roommate is afraid. She wants to know what I did with the real me. I forgot that SNL was on. Give me a break though, it was a rerun I had already seen. But I’m thinking I’ll continue to freak her out by piling my stuff on the floor and digging into her cherry […]

    Sunday 19th March 2006 - 4:09:44 AM | Comment


    It’s true! I have my very own domain name now!! If you’re tired of clicking on my brother’s site scrolling down the list of his Amigos to finally get to me, well I have a solution for you! Just type in! If I wanted to, I could print up buisness cards with my webpage […]

    Saturday 18th March 2006 - 3:12:31 PM | Comment

  • Some people struggle all their life to be perfect- Some are just born Irish

    Friday 17th March 2006 - 1:11:24 PM | Comment

  • adventures in txting

    So I’ve written an absurd amount of text messages compared to my normal amount and I’m pretty sure that they cost money (yay for the family plan!). So the question is do I let ma & pop find out that the number is a little higher than normal when they get the bill? Or do […]

    Thursday 16th March 2006 - 1:28:55 AM | Comments (2)

  • A famous person saw me today

    Heath Ledger is my stage manager’s sister’s baby’s poppa.

    Sunday 12th March 2006 - 10:19:23 PM | Comment

  • I no longer sound like a little asian kid running around the great mall

    According to my nerd of a roommate (and I mean that in the most loving way possible, cause really, who am I to talk), I am 22% more ninja than before. I was 24%, but I got docked for smelling like a baby.

    Wednesday 8th March 2006 - 8:00:06 PM | Comment

  • Eat the girl scouts!!!!!

    Um, I mean eat the girl scout cookies….yeah….. So like a week ago I bought some thin mint cookies from a girl scout (yes, a real girl scout) and I have avoided them quite successfully til now. I just ate an entire sleeve in one sitting. Damn you girl scouts. Oh well, they’re called thin […]

    Monday 6th March 2006 - 8:58:57 PM | Comment

  • Excuse me?

    Elio: I need nerd attire for tomorrow and I dont have any!!!! Help!!!!!! WTF? Geez Elio what are you trying to say about the way I dress, huh?!

    Sunday 5th March 2006 - 3:34:17 AM | Comment

  • *sigh*

    What I wouldn’t give for a really good ballet class right now.

    Thursday 2nd March 2006 - 1:42:12 PM | Comments (2)


    I put birdstrike in all caps or all lower case cause I often forget if its one word or two. Anywho, I got yelled at so here’s a birdstrike update. YAY BIRDSTRIKE!! We had a good show. And if you missed it, then it was a FANTASTIC show, and I hate you forever for missing […]

    Tuesday 28th February 2006 - 3:01:51 AM | Comment (1)

  • Yay for Rockapella

    Uh, if anyone of you wanna sing along… you all know the words….. don’t. Seriously, it’s really annoying.

    Tuesday 28th February 2006 - 1:56:43 AM | Comment

  • It’s muh burfday no mo’

    Yay for a fantastic burfday. I way felt the love. And thanks to the internet I got ridiculous amounts of “happy birthday!”s. Thank you myspace and youre birthday icons. Anywayz, as a quick recap here and kinda as a thanks, some pics. Enjoy. Bday celebration numero uno con mis roommates. B-day celebration numero dos con […]

    Wednesday 22nd February 2006 - 2:18:46 AM | Comment (1)

  • It’s my birthday in New York

    Ok one reason why I love me: I sign up for silly stuff and am surprised by it later. If you are easily amused you have GOT to sign up for Pepsi X-tras. They sent me the funniest birthday e-card. I will let you cheat though and have a look at mine if you want. […]

    Wednesday 15th February 2006 - 12:49:31 AM | Comment (1)

  • Happy day before my birthday!!!

    Yes I know I used this one last year, but it’s still my favorite Paint project

    Tuesday 14th February 2006 - 1:07:41 PM | Comment

  • Makin’ banana pancakes

    I was going to be productive this weekend. But really, who does that anymore anywayz?

    Sunday 12th February 2006 - 3:12:01 PM | Comments (2)

  • Birthday planning

    DM: no strippers? Me: youre not 18, or gay, so you’ll have to be gone for that part DM: dang DM: depends, was i hired for that job? DM: cause then i can go!

    Friday 10th February 2006 - 12:24:51 AM | Comment

  • Oh, how much I don’t miss spanish

    Away message (which never appears when I’m trying to make a joke): “Cualquier cosa es más significativo cuando está escrita en un idioma extranjero.” -Anything is more significant when written in a foreign language. Me: aye dios mios! Que langua es el away message que nada appearo cuando yo quiero lo. ah, mi espanol no […]

    Wednesday 8th February 2006 - 1:43:34 AM | Comment (1)

  • I think I got Jewed

    A softer world is one of the funniest online comics I’ve seen in a while. Go you a softer world. *warning: some are crazy funny, some are just weird…just like every comedy thing

    Tuesday 7th February 2006 - 1:39:13 AM | Comment

  • It’s Prince ya’ll~~~~

    Maya had HUGE boobs!!! Steve Martin was gold.

    Sunday 5th February 2006 - 5:10:58 PM | Comment

  • Oscar Nominated Best Supporting Nipple

    Went out partyin’ last night. woo. Prentending to be drunk is oddly tiring. It was like one big imrpov game though. anywho… This post, not funny. But I will tell you who is funny, Rick Moranis. Surprised? Yeah me too. No idea if his new album is funny, but he made me laugh on Conan.

    Saturday 4th February 2006 - 2:22:57 PM | Comment

  • Baby Jesus doesn’t have to cry today

    I’M A PUPPET!!! Sweet goodness it’s about time! I am 1/4 well on to my way to graduation. But apparently there are only two performances. Boo that. Update: apparently this post makes me a bad person

    Tuesday 31st January 2006 - 8:23:08 PM | Comment

  • It’s better than sudoku!

    A Crosthwaite/Wagner picture

    Monday 30th January 2006 - 11:49:27 PM | Comment

  • Gah!

    My brother’s away message: My gaim buddy list is ordered by how much I’ve talked to you. You’re all in a competition. Ryan is winning. Me: gah! competition! My bro: gah! indeed My bro: Well, the thing is it’s by “group” on my buddy list and right now, you’re the only one in my “Family” […]

    Saturday 28th January 2006 - 8:12:20 PM | Comment (1)

  • It’s like there’s a party in my nose and everybody’s leaving

    You ever look at the clock late in the day and realize “I did not even need to put on pants today.” Today was one of those days.

    Saturday 21st January 2006 - 11:43:49 PM | Comment

  • The internet is for porn

    *me listening to the song If You Were Gay from Avenue Q * My roommate who doesn’t understand sarcasm: Uh, is that for children? Me: What do you mean? They’re just teaching tolerance

    Wednesday 18th January 2006 - 12:34:32 AM | Comments (5)

  • Another shared blog entry

    Ok, ok, so my bro and I once again have matching blog entires, but this is definetly worth it. Check out the best blonde joke EVER Once again when you read it please replace “I” with “my bro”

    Tuesday 17th January 2006 - 8:34:39 PM | Comment

  • He may have posted first but I got to be lazy

    So, if you’ve checked my brother’s blog recently my post may seem incredibly similar. That’s only because I was going to post the same thing, but he beat me to it. I almost gave up on the post all together but that guilty feeling of I haven’t posted anything in a while brought me back. […]

    Monday 16th January 2006 - 8:06:41 PM | Comment

  • Believe it or not, this all started with a listerine bottle…

    So we were putting these little alarm things on our doors and windows when two of my roommates started arguing about whether or not to put one on the little window above the shower. R: No one could fit through that window S: yes they could…I could fit through that R: No way, your booty […]

    Saturday 17th December 2005 - 7:08:38 PM | Comment

  • Will self destruct in two minutes…

    I swear that there are tiny me’s in my brain that just realized finals were coming up way to damn soon and one of them cracked, went crazy, and when they (the other little me’s) tried to stop the crazy little me, crazy little me broke free and hit the self destruct button. I SWEAR! […]

    Thursday 15th December 2005 - 7:38:51 PM | Comments (2)

  • Stolen from my roomie

    I miss you roomie!! Come visit soon!

    Thursday 15th December 2005 - 12:20:46 AM | Comment

  • Thats what he said

    Me: oh not much, just not studying for finals DM: umm go study Me: i really would rather just keep looking at the eddie izzard website if thats ok DM: oh okay DM: so when they kick you out of davis you can tell your parents jokes to ease the punishment DM: thats gonna work […]

    Monday 12th December 2005 - 8:40:05 PM | Comment

  • Who wants to be in my fan club?

    So I’ve decided that if I ever get famous…no, i don’t even need to be famous, if there is ever just a group of people who want to worship me I want them to all wear homemade shirts that say “Kelcium did my body good”

    Wednesday 7th December 2005 - 9:39:20 PM | Comment (1)

  • Countdown til break…

    I cannot wait til xmas!!!!! No school for two whole weeks. I need a break so baddly. I wanna see my friends and just hang out. Decorate a christmas tree, bake cookies, and drink hot chocolate. Not to mention helping CSz move into their new place!! WOO!! Can’t wait to go home. The only thing […]

    Wednesday 7th December 2005 - 2:07:08 AM | Comments (2)

  • Blog Mania!

    Ok, so in the past couple of days I’ve wanted to update my blog but haven’t had time to sit my booty down long enough in front of the computer, so this is going to be a couple of blog topics squished into one big blog. Woo! Ok, so first things first, Birdstrike! WOO! Went […]

    Monday 21st November 2005 - 5:32:57 PM | Comment

  • Sexy new blog

    Obviously I have a sexy new format and sexier spam protection all set up by my brother’s sexy computer savvy brain. Sorry ladies, he’s taken. So mark your calendars ladles and gentlespoons, this is the first of many sexy posts.

    Tuesday 15th November 2005 - 8:56:07 PM | Comment

  • Google

    So this was just for fun, but man I got some obscure results… Google your name with the word ‘needs’ after it (in quotes of course) and list the first 10 decent things you need…(not all apply to me..but are interesting) 1. Kelsey needs the biggest reality check of her life. 2. Kelsey needs a […]

    Saturday 12th November 2005 - 2:27:31 PM | Comment

  • Yay for no more spam!!

    Well my awesome, awesome brother spent like an hour deleting all of the spam comments from my page. He deleted somewhere around 12,435 spam comments. (and I believe for now my comment thing is turned off so I can’t get any til it gets moved to a safer website or something) So goodbye penis enlarging […]

    Friday 11th November 2005 - 6:32:43 PM | Comment (1)

  • THE facebook

    I just joined facebook…it hella makes you look like a loner when you first join. And I quote: Friends at UC Davis Kelsey has no friends at UC Davis. ouch hehehe

    Monday 24th October 2005 - 10:26:16 PM | Comment

  • Aren’t complex and light practically antonyms?

    the Prankster (43% dark, 39% spontaneous, 27% vulgar) your humor style:CLEAN | COMPLEX | LIGHT Your humor has an intellectual, even conceptual slant to it. You’re not pretentious, but neither are you into what some would call ‘low humor’. You’d laugh at a good dirty joke, but you definitely prefer something clever to something moist. […]

    Wednesday 27th July 2005 - 6:09:20 PM | Comment

  • Countdown

    Days til… finals-10 🙁 moving home-16 🙂 getting wisdom teeth pulled-17 🙁 on call for jury duty-20 🙁 Scott and Becky’s wedding-25 🙂 recital-26 🙂 Brother’s B-day-32 🙂 HP midnight party-46 🙂 release of Dane Cook CDx2 & DVD-56 🙂 Wicked-72 🙂

    Tuesday 31st May 2005 - 10:18:20 PM | Comment

  • No Mango for you

    Staying up til four am to finish an essay about the social reprocusions of the character Mango…they never let me write about this stuff in high school.

    Tuesday 31st May 2005 - 4:14:48 AM | Comment

  • Happy happy, joy joy!

    Happy Graduation Lauren!!!

    Saturday 14th May 2005 - 12:03:54 AM | Comment

  • I said my name is Starkisha!

    From a random turn of events I got to go to Sacramento tonight and see Finesse Mitchell do stand-up. He did a really good set too, and yes, he did some Starkisha, along with a dry cereal joke that was really funny, but that I don’t care to repeat online, maybe if you ask me […]

    Friday 29th April 2005 - 11:54:20 PM | Comments (2)

  • Johnny vs. Will

    While getting ready for school one morning, I was listening to the radio and the DJs were doing an interesting poll. They would pick two male celebrities and had people call in saying who they thought was hotter. It was being done championship style where there winner of one poll went on too compete against […]

    Wednesday 13th April 2005 - 8:45:49 PM | Comment

  • Pope who?

    Mitch Hedberg, a very funny stand-up comedian died march 30th. Here are some of my favorite one-liners… If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptible… Every time I go and shave, I assume there is somebody else on […]

    Thursday 7th April 2005 - 1:07:51 AM | Comments (2)

  • Better late than never

    Happy Easter!

    Sunday 3rd April 2005 - 3:12:46 AM | Comment (1)

  • Some St. Patty Fun

    PS The guy in green looks really funny at regular size, trust me

    Sunday 20th March 2005 - 11:32:10 PM | Comments (2)

  • Happt St. Patrick’s Day!

    My st patty’s day away message and my favorite response so far…. Auto response from Me: Some people struggle all their life to be perfect- Some are just born Irish. Happy St. Patrick’s Day!! CaptainNamo: what?! CaptainNamo: forget that! CaptainNamo: it’s st. patrick’s day! CaptainNamo: EVERYONE’S IRISH! CaptainNamo: SOMEONE GIVE ME A GUINESS!!!

    Thursday 17th March 2005 - 12:51:56 AM | Comment

  • Quotes

    Quotes I’m FINALLY taking off my AIM profile, enjoy! “Linda Tripp should light incense to John Goodman, because she never looked that good.” – Henry Winkler “Nature, nurture, and nutter.” -Robin Williams on what it takes for someone to be funny

    Sunday 13th March 2005 - 11:36:43 PM | Comment

  • Quote of the day

    “I think therefore we have nothing in common.” -my ballet teacher Just for shock value, I wish he had said this to a student, however, he didn’t. He just said “I heard this funny saying yesterday”. Oh well.

    Thursday 10th March 2005 - 1:47:39 PM | Comment (1)

  • don’t dream it, be it

    Ok, I never did a birthday entry, but it was awesome. But hey! Here’s one of my presents. Greg gave me tickets to go see him in the Rocky Horror Show. Here’s me dressed up as Columbia. And here’s Elio and I all ready to go. His make-up supplied by yours truely. Very good show, […]

    Friday 25th February 2005 - 2:51:40 PM | Comments (2)

  • Quote of the day

    I’ve been 19 for a whole hour and six minutes, and my wonderful suitemates couldn’t possibly let me sleep through this momentous event so they were talking about they wonderful, as far as I know fake (but I’ll let you know when I do a real birthday update) present, a stripper. And joking around about […]

    Tuesday 15th February 2005 - 1:06:36 AM | Comment (1)

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  • For my birthday I got a kick in the ass

    Me: have an essay due…yesterday Brian: You’re going to have to start running if you’re going to hit eighty-eight miles per hour. Yay for older brothers! 😀

    Saturday 12th February 2005 - 4:06:47 PM | Comment

  • What inanimate object would you be?

    Some answers already used: ~a web slinger ~a cheez-it ~a lingerie mannequin

    Wednesday 9th February 2005 - 12:20:35 AM | Comment

  • 37 cents doesn’t seem like alot at first…

    When you move out and live on your own, you’re bound to find out that something is completely different than how you previously thought. This realization came to me today. I found out how much a book of stamps cost. It costs WAY too freakin’ much. I am never sending letters to you people again. […]

    Thursday 3rd February 2005 - 4:30:14 PM | Comment (1)

  • I love the 90’s

    You know you’re the 90’s kid if… (put a star next to the ones that apply to you) *1. You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word “PSYCHE!” *2. You played with Pound Puppies *3. You can sing the rap to “The Fresh Prince of Bel Air” *4. You wore biker shorts under your skirts […]

    Friday 21st January 2005 - 12:24:31 AM | Comments (2)

  • Good times

    Ok, so vacation and ended and the new quarter started but instead of giving you boring details I’m gonna give you funny quotes, yay! Here goes… (While Karen and I are watching Mean Girls) Dad: So that’s like a documentary of your lives right? You girls were the plastics at your HS? US: Haha, no […]

    Tuesday 11th January 2005 - 8:23:37 PM | Comments (2)

  • What…I was studying for finals…I was!

    Me and my roomies! Yeah, yeah, I know what you’re thinking…”which one is unlike the others… which one doesn’t belong…”, yeah well, just be quiet, that joke’s been made.

    Thursday 16th December 2004 - 1:15:58 AM | Comment (1)

  • School’s out for…winter vacation

    So, let’s see…what’s new? Well, let’s work backwards. Finals are next week, been doing some studying. Classes are officially over woo! Almost completely done with my first quarter as a college student! Had to say goodbye to all my corky teachers and that one TA that I still can’t decide if it’s a 12 year […]

    Sunday 12th December 2004 - 1:20:03 PM | Comment

  • Look out for bears

    Our toilet isn’t working. No fear, there is a toilet by the pool we can use, so for those midnight trips we don’t have to knock on people’s doors. Though it makes me feel like I’m camping again. When you wake up and gotta go, but then you contemplate just exactly how bad you have […]

    Sunday 21st November 2004 - 1:17:56 AM | Comments (2)

  • Contains Adult Language

    I caught part of the Vagina Monologues the other day on HBO. How the monologues came to be was Eve Ensler started interviewing women of every age and race, asking them about their vaginas. One of the routine questions was “If you’re vagina could talk what two words would it say?” She received multiple answers; […]

    Tuesday 16th November 2004 - 9:00:47 PM | Comment (1)

  • Extra extra

    Sorry folks, don’t actually have anything to say, I’m just updating for the sake of it. Ummm…still living in a dorm, still eating dorm food, still going to class, still have a roommate (why the hell she keeps hanging out in MY room IDK), still nothing exciting going on. Addicted to a couple of new […]

    Monday 1st November 2004 - 9:03:47 PM | Comment (1)

  • My major can beat up your major

    “It’s not some candy ass major like physics.” -My Film Studies teacher talking about film as a major PS How in season are the colors of my blog. Huh, huh?

    Wednesday 13th October 2004 - 4:05:41 PM | Comments (5)

  • One week down, a hella of a whole lot more to go

    So I lasted through my first week. It wasn’t really a full week since I only went to two days of classes but whatever. I’m moved in, and I like my dorm alot. Dormmates are nice, we get along. Haven’t really met anyone else here, but it’s working for me so far. Not too mauch […]

    Friday 1st October 2004 - 5:17:41 PM | Comment

  • AIR!? I LOVE AIR!! *hehe*

    Moving to my new home tomorrow. Feels alittle like a rollercoaster. All this waiting, *click*click*click*click*, so much build up. Last *CLICK*, you start to think holy crap, holy crap, I changed my mind!!!!! I don’t wanna!!! I’ll let you know how the ride goes. But I better be laughing with my friends at the end […]

    Saturday 25th September 2004 - 11:18:31 PM | Comment

  • Quickie

    I leave for UC Davis in three weeks. More on that later. I totaled my car, but I’m fine. More on that probably sooner than later. I am going to miss CSz soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much, but I think we all knew that. Going to practice again, seeing all my buddies was so cool. Went to an […]

    Saturday 4th September 2004 - 1:11:45 AM | Comment (1)

  • Mormons

    Who knew that the book of mormon was an instant friend maker?

    Monday 23rd August 2004 - 10:29:02 AM | Comment (1)

  • UC Dagnabit

    UC Davis: Come to our school as a freshmen! Me: Do you have housing for me? UC Davis: Sure do! Me:Sounds great! UC Davis: *cough*but there are no classes for yo to take because they’re all booked*cough* Me: I’m sorry, what was that last part? UC Davis: Wha? Huh? Oh nothing…hairball

    Sunday 22nd August 2004 - 12:27:07 AM | Comments (2)

  • Ya think?!

    So every once in a while I get bored or curious and I check random websites that hold the latest “facts and rumors” to the future HP books. Most tid-bits you can assume are just guesses, few spark your interest as actually possible, and others are just dumb. The best of the worst so far […]

    Wednesday 18th August 2004 - 11:36:48 PM | Comments (2)

  • *growl!* I’m the cookie monster!!

    My toes hurt, my feet are swollen, my ankles are weak, class was blah, I was ditched again, my friends are gone and I have no one to talk about it, I was ditched AGAIN! My room won’t be finished, everything thing I do feels like a freakin waiting game! I want to either go […]

    Monday 9th August 2004 - 9:31:53 PM | Comment

  • What? I’m updating again?

    Wow, two entries in four days, that’s gotta be a record for me! Dance class was really fun today; it always is when things go right, hehe. Friends are already gone or getting ready to go. I miss Megan, I would love to go visit her, but she’s mighty far, and I have very little […]

    Wednesday 4th August 2004 - 11:06:41 PM | Comment

  • update

    So I’m back again. My two week dance trip was awesome! I got to know so many people and had so much fun. Though I won’t bore you with the details, but hey if you want I’ll bore you with the pictures, just ask!! Did get sick in the middle of the trip though, not […]

    Monday 2nd August 2004 - 12:29:06 AM | Comments (3)

  • Freshman once again

    Graduated from high school woo! Graduation was actually really nice. Friends were there, well most of them had to be there (either they were graduating or were in the band) and family was there, half of which left right after my name was called. But it’s all good, atleast they were there. After graduation I […]

    Wednesday 23rd June 2004 - 12:55:37 AM | Comment (1)

  • I’m back

    So after a long hiatus I am back to blog. My comp got a horrible virus and I lost everything, including the site to go to to update this thing. So yes, what’s new? Let’s see, I only have 4 more days of high school left, 3 more finals, 2 more days to learn everything […]

    Monday 31st May 2004 - 11:40:22 PM | Comment

  • 19 more days

       Only four more weeks of high school left. I can’t believe it, it just doesn’t seem real. There is SO much going on right now, but I won’t bore you with details. Just the normal dance, CSz, drama banquet, etc, stuff.    Saw Independance perform on friday. It was an awesome show. I loved the opening […]

    Sunday 9th May 2004 - 11:20:36 AM | Comment

  • Last chance, last dance

        WOO! Ok, so things are going pretty good right now. As far as all those things that I was stressing out over, almost half are done. Let’s do another quick run-down, shall we? ~college, done and done-er. Going to do gauranteed junior transfer to Davis, so I’m going to be home for two more […]

    Friday 30th April 2004 - 11:47:28 PM | Comment (1)

  • To be all I can be I suppose

    Ok, so I am home now and there was one funny anecdote that I forgot to share before I left. I shall share it with you now. My Uncle Chris thought of a brilliant way to help me choose my path to follow to my future success. He wrote down my several college options on […]

    Wednesday 28th April 2004 - 1:12:40 AM | Comment

  • Quick update

    Ok, so real quick update here: ~things going better, I’ve been able to scrub off a few of the things written on my fingers ~very excited about drama banquet ~something I always thought never got credit it deserved, during Joseph, after Eric said he didn’t speak egyptian very well, the brothers laughed. That laugh was […]

    Monday 26th April 2004 - 12:22:46 AM | Comment

  • STRESS!!!!!

       Ok, so I’m extremely stressed out, freaked out, confused, nervous, unsure, and about any other negative word you can think of. I feel like I’ve started so many projects and the can’t possibly be finished. First of all college, I don’t know where I’m going and have to decide in a week and a half. […]

    Wednesday 21st April 2004 - 10:18:59 PM | Comment (1)

  • Commercials

       Not too long ago I was having a conversation with my dad about TiVo and we wondered how it would effect the future of advertising. Personally, thanks to TiVo, I rarely watch commercials anymore (I also rarely know whats going on in the world thanks to TiVo, but that’s a different story). More recently, while […]

    Wednesday 14th April 2004 - 12:15:29 PM | Comments (2)

  • FREEDOM!!!

       So first and foremost, it’s spring break!!!!! It came just in time! Even though I have three projects to do over the break, I still have to work, and three days of it will be spent in Cal Poly so I don’t really get that much chill time, its still vacation and that’s what really […]

    Sunday 11th April 2004 - 12:25:04 PM | Comment

  • It’s going, going, gone!

       Ok people, you’re in for a long read, so grab yourself some water and a snack and sit yourself down in a comfortable chair. Ok, so I’ll start off with Thursday. Morning kids show was awesome! We got a mini standing ovation, cause I mean they stood up but they are still only yay high, […]

    Sunday 4th April 2004 - 3:45:46 PM | Comment (1)

  • *cough*cough*

       Well, it’s getting hard to deny now, I’m sick. Heh, like anyone hadn’t noticed my froggy voice and my coughs that sound like a dying horse. Feeling icky is never good, though it did get me out of a econ presentation (that I was fully prepared for mind you). I was barely through the first […]

    Tuesday 30th March 2004 - 9:39:25 PM | Comment (1)

  • short update

    I had a pretty good weekend. Saturday after I had gotten my hair done Carol and Sarah came over and we all tried on our prom dresses, because we hadn’t seen eachother’s yet, and had a mini fashion show. It was lots of fun. Both of them have really great dresses! Then since my hair […]

    Sunday 28th March 2004 - 9:57:41 PM | Comment

  • Go go Joe

       Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat opens this friday. I have never participated in a more stressful production before in my life. I can’t say that it will be good or it will be bad because I don’t know. I do know that some extraordinary people are participating in it and I truly believe […]

    Tuesday 23rd March 2004 - 10:51:58 PM | Comment

  • I smell like sherbet

       So Friday was good, everyday should only contain two classes. The rest of the day, drama showcase. Definitely good times. Performed First Wives Club three out of four times. First time, I slapped Christi way too hard, sorry Christi!!! Second time went fine, third time we lost our golden globe so just grabbed some water […]

    Sunday 14th March 2004 - 8:51:13 PM | Comment

  • Where do babies come from?

       Wow, sooo much going on. Tonight I had pit practice for the musical, crazy yet fun all at the same time. Glad I’m getting to hang out with Sarah, that’s the only thing making it fun. Tomorrow is Drama Showcase. Ozzie and I are hosting it, should be good. I like our scene from First […]

    Thursday 11th March 2004 - 10:26:32 PM | Comment (1)

  • Chocolate bar! Hahaha

    So let’s back up alittle to Sunday. Sunday was a good lazy day, fun stuff. Hung out with Karen, we got Jamba Juice and did cartwheels in the park, I got jumped on by two muddy puppies, but how could I get mad? They were cute puppies. So that was my sunday, good friend, good […]

    Tuesday 9th March 2004 - 5:46:57 PM | Comment (1)

  • Let’s start with friday

    Let’s start with friday, the comedy sportz castro show was a good one. They have some funny new people and a new stage. It was a good show but not great. I think it was really that we were expecting a fantastic show, our expectations were too high, but whatever I still had a good […]

    Sunday 7th March 2004 - 10:59:16 AM | Comment


    COMEDY SPORTZ!!!!!!!!! Tomorrow, March 5th, my grandma’s birthday, our team will go against the (not so dreaded) castro valley team. Though they are an almost worthy team, it shall still prove to be a fantastic show. Kick-off is at 8:00. I know it’s quite a drive for anyone interested, but well worth it. I’m sure […]

    Thursday 4th March 2004 - 10:08:31 PM | Comment

  • Candy

    Ok everyone, I’m selling See’s candy bars to raise money for my dance trip this summer, so please leave a comment saying which candy bar you would buy, so I can choose which to sell! And please DO BUY!!!! $1.50 per bar. Thanks a bunch! 1. Milk chocolate 2. Milk chocolate with almonds 3. Dark […]

    Monday 1st March 2004 - 9:37:51 PM | Comments (2)

  • Yesterday, YAY

    Yesterday YAY, today blah. So yesterday was a pretty darn good day. First thing that really set the day apart was that I had gotten some extra sleep and had some extra energy. I was just in a plain good mood. Had “Love will keep us together” stuck in my head all day. We had […]

    Saturday 28th February 2004 - 5:10:57 PM | Comment

  • Creepy

    Alrighty, I know this is blog and not xanga, and I’ve come to a decision that I like blog better. You know why? Because my peers don’t know about it! Muahaha. Only a selcet few know about it and my brother’s friends (that I’ve never met, so thats cool). I feel absolutely no pressure writting […]

    Tuesday 24th February 2004 - 10:59:52 PM | Comments (2)

  • Dagnabit!

    School is getting closer and closer, just trying to tie up loose ends now. Finish off my homework, make-up the middle school dance, and try to get back on to pointe shoes. Little nervous about that, my ankles are weaker than they’ve ever been before, it’ll be like my first time on pointe all over […]

    Saturday 21st February 2004 - 3:34:14 PM | Comment (1)

  • Woo, I’m 18!!

    Alrighty so today was a big day. I did my first “woo! Look at me I’m 18!!” thing. Nope, no porn, no cigarettes, I bought spray paint. Woo woo!!! Let the wild times roll! Hehehe. I didn’t even know you had to be 18 to buy that stuff. I had english practice today, and go […]

    Thursday 19th February 2004 - 9:37:21 PM | Comments (2)

  • Away Message

    My favorite away message of the week: This is an auto repsonse from Adrian “okay so that’ll be a cheeseburger no onions, fries and a coke.*flip* *insert* *leave* *comes back with food* alrighty so heres your order sir… oh…ya know what? you just got served” Hehehehe. Good times.

    Wednesday 18th February 2004 - 9:04:44 PM | Comment (1)

  • Happy Gas

    Well, I had an awesome birthday. Everyone made me feel so loved! I heard from almost everyone in some way or another. So many people at school said happy birthday and good luck for my audition. Andrew and Carol surprised me in first period with balloons, cup cakes, and a present. That made my whole […]

    Wednesday 18th February 2004 - 5:21:53 PM | Comment

  • We’re gonna party like it’s my birthday…

    But oh wait, it IS my birthday!!!! WEEEE!!!! So I’m finally eighteen. Not that big of a deal really, but I’m still excited. I get to call myself in sick for school now (Muahaha) and go to the mid-night show at CSz, big feat actually, I’ve been wanting to see it for a while now. […]

    Sunday 15th February 2004 - 11:15:47 AM | Comment

  • Day before my bday…i mean valentines day!

    Happy almost the day before the day before my birthday! Umm…i mean, Valentines day! What? It’s not like I’m, you know, reminding people. *hint*hint*nudge*nudge*

    Thursday 12th February 2004 - 10:20:42 PM | Comment

  • Ugh…

    Though last week felt as though it lasted a month, this week is going faster than your face hitting the floor when someone pulls a rug out from under your feet. Normally I would be ecstatic, the week is flying by, friday is the 13th, saturday is the day before my birthday (and oh, valentines […]

    Tuesday 10th February 2004 - 4:48:31 PM | Comment (1)

  • Peanuts

    When I eat peanuts, I always eat the lightest color ones. And when that shade is gone, I move on to the next lightest color. If I were to compare the first lightest color to when I’m on, say, the third lightest ones, I wouldn’t eat them. Silly huh.

    Monday 2nd February 2004 - 9:27:59 PM | Comment (1)

  • Millionaires

    School today was like any other school day, that is, until 5th period. I have drama 5th and today we had a sub. Now first off, having a sub in a drama class is never a good thing. The plan was to just spend class watching a movie, but that never happened. Daniel has a […]

    Friday 30th January 2004 - 7:22:51 PM | Comment (1)