Kelcium

Ok, so in the past couple of days I’ve wanted to update my blog but haven’t had time to sit my booty down long enough in front of the computer, so this is going to be a couple of blog topics squished into one big blog. Woo! Ok, so first things first, Birdstrike! WOO! Went […]

Obviously I have a sexy new format and sexier spam protection all set up by my brother’s sexy computer savvy brain. Sorry ladies, he’s taken. So mark your calendars ladles and gentlespoons, this is the first of many sexy posts.

So this was just for fun, but man I got some obscure results… Google your name with the word ‘needs’ after it (in quotes of course) and list the first 10 decent things you need…(not all apply to me..but are interesting) 1. Kelsey needs the biggest reality check of her life. 2. Kelsey needs a […]

Well my awesome, awesome brother spent like an hour deleting all of the spam comments from my page. He deleted somewhere around 12,435 spam comments. (and I believe for now my comment thing is turned off so I can’t get any til it gets moved to a safer website or something) So goodbye penis enlarging […]