Kelcium

I put birdstrike in all caps or all lower case cause I often forget if its one word or two. Anywho, I got yelled at so here’s a birdstrike update. YAY BIRDSTRIKE!! We had a good show. And if you missed it, then it was a FANTASTIC show, and I hate you forever for missing […]

Uh, if anyone of you wanna sing along… you all know the words….. don’t. Seriously, it’s really annoying.

Yay for a fantastic burfday. I way felt the love. And thanks to the internet I got ridiculous amounts of “happy birthday!”s. Thank you myspace and youre birthday icons. Anywayz, as a quick recap here and kinda as a thanks, some pics. Enjoy. Bday celebration numero uno con mis roommates. B-day celebration numero dos con […]

Ok one reason why I love me: I sign up for silly stuff and am surprised by it later. If you are easily amused you have GOT to sign up for Pepsi X-tras. They sent me the funniest birthday e-card. I will let you cheat though and have a look at mine if you want. […]

Yes I know I used this one last year, but it’s still my favorite Paint project

I was going to be productive this weekend. But really, who does that anymore anywayz?

DM: no strippers? Me: youre not 18, or gay, so you’ll have to be gone for that part DM: dang DM: depends, was i hired for that job? DM: cause then i can go!

Away message (which never appears when I’m trying to make a joke): “Cualquier cosa es más significativo cuando está escrita en un idioma extranjero.” -Anything is more significant when written in a foreign language. Me: aye dios mios! Que langua es el away message que nada appearo cuando yo quiero lo. ah, mi espanol no […]

A softer world is one of the funniest online comics I’ve seen in a while. Go you a softer world. *warning: some are crazy funny, some are just weird…just like every comedy thing

Maya had HUGE boobs!!! Steve Martin was gold.

Went out partyin’ last night. woo. Prentending to be drunk is oddly tiring. It was like one big imrpov game though. anywho… This post, not funny. But I will tell you who is funny, Rick Moranis. Surprised? Yeah me too. No idea if his new album is funny, but he made me laugh on Conan.