Kelcium

Someone please stab me with a blunt object. So many things not cool right now. Listening to The Producers “Unhappy” And I can’t even…RAWR…about it cause people read this. Gah! That’s right! I’m talking about you! And you! No, not you though. But gah with the place and the badness. And you! OMGosh, I want […]

So the other night, for no reason at all I started to think about pop tarts. How on earth were they ever considered a breakfast food? Freakin’ everyone has “frosted” in its name. But whateve. Anywayz, so I started thinking about the good ‘ole days when pop tarts first came out. Personally I enjoyed a […]

My roommate is afraid. She wants to know what I did with the real me. I forgot that SNL was on. Give me a break though, it was a rerun I had already seen. But I’m thinking I’ll continue to freak her out by piling my stuff on the floor and digging into her cherry […]

It’s true! I have my very own domain name now!! If you’re tired of clicking on my brother’s site scrolling down the list of his Amigos to finally get to me, well I have a solution for you! Just type in www.kelcium.com! If I wanted to, I could print up buisness cards with my webpage […]

So I’ve written an absurd amount of text messages compared to my normal amount and I’m pretty sure that they cost money (yay for the family plan!). So the question is do I let ma & pop find out that the number is a little higher than normal when they get the bill? Or do […]

Heath Ledger is my stage manager’s sister’s baby’s poppa.

According to my nerd of a roommate (and I mean that in the most loving way possible, cause really, who am I to talk), I am 22% more ninja than before. I was 24%, but I got docked for smelling like a baby.

Um, I mean eat the girl scout cookies….yeah….. So like a week ago I bought some thin mint cookies from a girl scout (yes, a real girl scout) and I have avoided them quite successfully til now. I just ate an entire sleeve in one sitting. Damn you girl scouts. Oh well, they’re called thin […]

Elio: I need nerd attire for tomorrow and I dont have any!!!! Help!!!!!! WTF? Geez Elio what are you trying to say about the way I dress, huh?!

What I wouldn’t give for a really good ballet class right now.