Kelcium

My roommate is afraid. She wants to know what I did with the real me. I forgot that SNL was on. Give me a break though, it was a rerun I had already seen. But I’m thinking I’ll continue to freak her out by piling my stuff on the floor and digging into her cherry ice cream. Then maybe I’ll state how ugly Chris Kattan is….ok whoa, that was alittle far. Baby steps….baby steps.