Kelcium

I was woken up way too early this morning by two squirrels making the weirdest noises I’ve ever heard squirrels make. The aggravating part was they were making the noises at each other from two different trees. So I got up, went outside bare foot, and threw rocks at one of them. I stopped only when it looked like it was gonna pounce if I threw one more. I hope I interrupted something important.