Kelcium

So I received an email from my mom with “Photo of Dad and our Chihuahua” in the subject line. I was shocked. As kids, my brother and I were always told we could only have a dog on one condition.

My question was how’d they teach a dog that young not to poop.

But alas, we still don’t have a dog. It belongs to a family friend. My mom just used that pic so that her children would call her.