Kelcium

This morning I discovered a hidden talent. I can get totally ready to go within the time span of two Britney Spears songs. Can you say ‘useful’?!

So this morning I woke up and I believe my exact words were “I’m very upset that I’m awake right now”.
I didn’t even have a foot on the floor yet and I had a very short time to get myself ready and out the door to a class with a teacher who has been known to lock students out if they’re late.
So with late not being an option, I came up with a plan. I needed something that could fully wake me up within seconds and keep me hopping til I was out the door. Now, I don’t drink coffee or do cocaine, so I rolled over in bed and asked my framed picture of Chris Kattan just what should I do?
Of course! I thought back to Chris’ appearance on Ellen. He too needed to get ready quickly and did so to Britney’s hit Toxic. I smooched the glass over Chris’ sexay (yes, sexay) face and bumped up the tunes.
Now I’m a girl and need alittle more time to get ready so I started with Britney’s Me Against the Music. A song one of the hip hop classes danced to so many times I still remember some of the dance moves.
After some serious booty shaking and inventive dressing, I was prepared for the day. With a sly, over the shoulder “I think I’m ready now”, I boogied out the door.

If only I had known that that talent was in me all along.