Kelcium

The show I’m working on is opening tomorrow. We were behind schedule and it was getting down to the wire. Before the run, I ran scene changes with the crew.
Later on headset, it was mentioned that I ran scene changes like a Nazi. It was a compliment…I think. My crew responded with “Heil Kelsey” and my bearded friend responded with “your scene changes totally perpetuated the master race and the ideals of hitler.”

I swear it was a compliment.