Chain Gang

Saturday 9th December 2006 - 1:06:31 AM

I opened a chain letter that started with this…

“Repost this as since you opened this. You`ll get kissed by the love of your life on Friday. Unless you break this chain, then you won`t get kissed on Friday. Read this first…”

And that was it. There was no “you’ll have horrible sex for life” or “lonely cat woman til you die” or no “live in misery for seven years and then on your first day back to optimistic life you’ll break a mirror and have to do seven more years of misery.”

I was 10 years old when I got my first chain letter in the mail (damn American Girl magazine for giving out my name *angry fist shaking*) and I have never passed on a chain letter. But this one is amazing! Really? I get to ignore this one and only be punished for a day? Cause hey, I may not get kissed on friday, but it sounds like any day after that is fair game. I have a pretty good streak going here of not forwarding chain letters (the reason I’m sure for my horrible sack of a life, you know having food and clothing every day really sucks) but if anyone else out there has had a bad luck streak and wants some optimism put into their daily mail, lemme know. I could pass it on to you.

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    See this is what happens when I dont sleep. Some how I find my way here, how I dont know. Just like when the zombie top 100 list became my home page, it just dosen’t make sense. But back on the point to some thing you said back in october, Yay for science indeed. Exept you know if you are majoring in it. Thus staying up for a week straight studying for finals till the point where you dont feel the need to sleep anymore. Even when you get off of work and have

    Comment left on December 19, 2006 @ 8:45 am

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